OT JOKE ABOUT NURSES
Subject: Damn Nurses
My yearly checkup
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse
starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight
is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 6," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5′ 1".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is